Prav Tells

Twisted

2005-03-25T06:52:00.000-08:00

They were holding their hands tight, eyes shut, butterflies amusing their bellies, hearts pounding, blood streaming all over the body…

The kiss was finally over.

Do you love me?

I love you more than I love my mother, more than I love my Sister, even more than my Wife!

(Smiling) I know, just wanted to hear it from you sweetie.

After the romantic 5 minutes the 2 men started walking towards the car. They had to cross the road. Man 1 ran to the middle following him was Man 2, he was almost near the pavement which was when he was hit by a truck. It ran over his abdomen squeezing out the bowel.

The truck driver did not stop. Man 2’s head came fluttering from the sky and Man 1 caught it. The mouth was wide open, the lower jaw was displaced to the left side, nose crushed in and the right ear was dangling. He was able to see the brain oozing out through the fissure on the head.

He threw it away and drove back home with a big relief.

Honey… I’m home!

Daddy!! Daddy!! did you get me what I asked for?

Err..I’m so sorry son, I totally didn’t forget!!! Here it is!

Wow… you are the greatest, thanks!

Ha ha ha…wheres mom son?

Mom is sleeping with the man who came to sell vacuum cleaners

Hmmm!?

Oh my dear Son, mom is not sleeping, she is dead.

Next to her was the body of the man who came to sell vacuum cleaners.

Daddy, what happened to mom? I was watching them playing for sometime, then this guy was clutching her throat, and I pricked him on to his neck with the meat knife like 25 times, he was still squeezing her neck and both of them went to sleep after that!

You are the greatest, Son!

Thanks Daddy. The same thing happened even last time when the Car guy came to our house, but Mom did no go to sleep that time

That was different Son. You have done a wonderful job. We should celebrate!

Ohh hoo…what are we gonna do Daddy?

Lets get something to drink

Ok Daddy, I’ll have Scotch, on the Rocks…I’ll have in my favorite dino-mug.

ho ho ho…just like your uncle!

No Daddy, like your aunt who slept with our maid, but I did not see them since last year when grand pa shot them!

He is a bad man, he wanted all of us to go to jail, so I put him to sleep, he wont bother us now!

Dad, will you get me a new mom?

Oh Sure son, I’ll get a new mom for Christmas ok?

Cool… you are wonderful Dad! I also need a gun, I’m bored of using the knife all the time!

You got it. Here comes your sis, lets give her some Scotch too.

Hey that is my teletubby!

No its mine

Gimme that you winey bitch, I’m gonna cut you fingers for stealing my teletubby

No, you gotta catch me for that… weeee

Ah ha Gotchya!

Now your fingers, let me actually take your eye balls out so that you cant see my stuff

Noo nooo…

Yess.. Yess… Hahahaha

There… got it!

Eeeww… gggross… its so gooey… feels like my candy when I squeeze it…

mm… tastes like shit! Yuck!

Give that to me you idiot, mom will put it back for me.

No way, mom is gone, she is dead…she will never come back… haa haa haa

Dad is gonna get us…no…just for me… a new mom for Christmas

I’m gonna eat your eye now! I’m gonna eat it.. I’m gonns eat it….

Oops, I dropped in the bowl…oops I accidentally flushed it

You little swine, lemme pay you back. I’m gonna cut your tiny penis and feed my fishes.

Ha Ha… no way, because my friend from my class already cut it. She has it in her freezer. I showed it to her, she liked it so much that she cried for 4 days, and then I just asked her to take it. Since it started to stink after 2 days, her mom asked her to put it in the freezer, so it’s cool now

Oh yeah? you will let pass something from your body when you wake up tomorrow.

Do what you can… hog!

He woke up to see that his mouth was stitched and his finger was glued into his arsehole. He was wondering what could be missing. He turned and looked at the floor to see one of his ear in his cat’s mouth, it was almost done chewing it when he squeezed its throat to make it spit his ear. He finally took out the perforated ear, licked it and stuck it back.

He went to his sister and made funny faces showing his ear and was so pompous that she couldn’t make him loose it.

His dad suddenly flew into the kitchen, cut both the kid’s heads, spread some extra virgin olive oil, some schezuan seasoning, some salt, fresh ground pepper and put them in the oven and kept it at 350 degrees. He had some friends coming over to his apt for a small party for him sucking his boss’s pancreas using a straw!

Room 212, Holy Cross Medical Center. The boss woke up from a dismaying sleep. He felt anxious and a bit agitated. His face was covered with tiny drops of sweat.

He met with an accident 11 years ago. He was injured during a 100 meter bungee jumping; was in coma for 4 years and had lost partial senses after that. Was under treatment for 7 years and that was the day he will be sent home, completing the treatment.

Monde De Intrus

2005-03-25T06:51:00.001-08:00

Monde De Intrus - 1.01

NYC, Dec 25th, 2004, 7.30am.

A wet & slushy winter morning in a dirty grey ambience.

Jack's Room:

A single bed beside the window, a closet which is hot as hell, where 2 huge PC Server Racks reside & roar, 6 monitors on 2 tables, and a Super computer - All built by Jack over the period of 3 yrs, Illegally.

A loud honk from an approaching Truck on the street woke Jack up, he was 18 that day. After 6 long years, he could finally use a computer, Legally!

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Atlanta, May 30th, 1998, 8.00am.

A bright & shiny Sunday.

A sudden havoc on the streets, people running around, shouting in joy & sorrow, a few of them fighting, cops and their cars all around, screaming sirens, reporters, cameras, choppers & everything that would normally be present at a place where News is born.

The News: The ATM machines in 3rd, 4th and Sesame streets are spitting MONEY! All the money till the last penny.

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1500 Price St., Atlanta, May 30th, 1998, 11.00am.

Jack's Mom: Jack! are you up from the bed? get ready son, we are late for the Mass.

Jack: (Watching the News, smiling at it or rather grinning at it) Yeah mom, I'll be there in a bit

Both of them go out the front door, Mom turning to lock the door, suddenly hear Sirens approaching them. Mom and Jack turn back to see 3 cop cars and 2 black SUV's (FBI ?) stop in front of their house with screeches. The Officers get/jump out and walk/run towards Jack & his Mom swiftly.

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Monde De Intrus - 1.02

(A brief History)

1960

MIT's artificial intelligence lab, become staging grounds for hackers. At first, "hacker" was a positive term for a person with a mastery of computers who could push programs beyond what they were designed to do.

1970

Two members of California's Homebrew Computer Club begin making "blue boxes," devices used to hack into the phone system. The members, who adopt handles "Berkeley Blue" (Steve Jobs) and "Oak Toebark" (Steve Wozniak), later go on to found Apple Computer.

1980

The FBI busts the Milwaukee-based 414s after members are accused of 60 computer break-ins.

At 25, 'veteran hacker' Kevin Mitnick secretly monitors the e-mail of MCI and Digital Equipment security officials.

First National Bank of Chicago is the victim of a $70-million computer heist.

An Indiana hacker known as "Fry Guy" -- so named for hacking McDonald's -- is raided by law enforcement.

1990

AT&T long-distance service crashes on Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A 17-month search ends in the capture of hacker Kevin Lee Poulsen ("Dark Dante"), who is indicted for stealing military documents.

Hackers break into Griffith Air Force Base, then pewwwte computers at NASA and the Korean Atomic Research Institute.

Scotland Yard nabs "Data Stream," a 16-year-old British teenager who curls up in the 'fetal position' when seized.

A Texas A&M professor receives death threats after a hacker logs on to his computer from off-campus and sends 20,000 racist e-mail messages using his Internet address.

1995

Hackers break into the U.S. Department of Justice, U.S. Air Force, CIA, NASA and other sites. Defense Department computers sustained '250,000' attacks by hackers in 1995 alone.

Hackers pierce security in Microsoft's NT operating system to illustrate its weaknesses.

Popular Internet search engine Yahoo! is hit by hackers claiming a "logic bomb" will go off in the PCs of Yahoo!'s users on Christmas Day 1997 unless Kevin Mitnick is released from prison.

1998

Hackers break into United Nation's Children Fund Web site, threatening a "holocaust" if Kevin Mitnick is not freed.

Hackers claim to have broken into a 'Pentagon' network and stolen software for a military satellite system.

Hacker group L0pht, in testimony before Congress, warns it could shut down nationwide access to the Internet in less than 30 minutes. The group urges stronger security measures.

(Source: St.Petersburg times)

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Monde De Intrus - 1.03

US & the World, May 31st, 1998

All News Papers:

“A 12 year old kid, Jack Scythe who calls himself 'the Red Scorpion', was arrested for hacking into Zercthesky Royal Bank's ATM machines, has been ordered to be kept in close surveillance and must not use any type of Computer or Computer equipment & telephones at home until the legal age of 18".

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NYC, Dec 25th, 2004, 7.30am.

Jack wakes up with a hang-over from last night’s party. Scratches his brown crewcut head and his 3 days old stubbles grown on his pointed chin through his long/strong neck. Grabs and wears his glasses & peeps out through the gaps in between his black window blinds, sees rapid cars pass by, kids playing on the pavement & hears distant siren sounds. Turns back and yawns, hops out of the bed, walks to the kitchen, gulps in a glass of water, lights a cigarette, heats and drinks yesterday’s coffee. Opens the door with caution, looks left & right, grabs the paper quickly, closes the door firmly, goes into the bathroom, turns on the music (Metal), Sits on the bowl & Opens the paper

News:

“Third World War?” – US - Europe on fire.

USA: Nuclear missiles made to point towards European Union and were activated last night at 12. Government suspects it of a Terrorists activity!

Jack smiles at the paper, or rather grins at it.

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NYC, Sep 12th, 2002, 9.05am.

Eddinburough High:

Students and Teachers walking across the hallways. Girls and boys talking, shouting and messing around. The day begins with a normal morning at the school.

Chen(Jack's new mate): Hey Jack, how are your preparations? Dude! this s**t makes me puke!

Jack: Was up the whole night

Chen: You rock man, didn't know you were a geek!

Jack: (Smiles)

Chen : I dunno what I'm gonna do man, I mean, I can't study man, know what I'm sayin? I'm s**t scared man! I screw this s**t up, my parents kick me out!

Jack: Dont worry, you've got company. I've not touched the books either! but we wont be writing the exams

Chen: uhh! So...what the hell were ya doing last night? ohhh Partying? You got wasted man? ...Wait!...did you just say we Wont be writing the exams? Man your brain is fulla of S**t!

Jack: (Smiles/Grins) hold on...4...3...2...1...now!

The fire Alarm goes off! All the people inside the school building run out in panic.

Chen: holy S**t...what tha F**k...(Runs out too)

Jack puts on his usual smile/grin and walks out slowly. Yes, he had hacked into the school's fire alarm system.

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NYC, Dec 10th, 2002, 12pm.

All Students get an ‘A’ in all the subjects. The school was stunned, later found that their system was hacked.

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NYC, Feb 13/14th, 2003, 12am.

All the computers on campus get affected by the virus “LOVE”. When the PCs were turned on in the morning of Feb 14^th, they saw a Text saying “I LOVE YOU”, and the screen went blank. The systems were crashed, all data were gone, grades, emails, reports, home works, everything.

Jack walks out the school with a proud grin on his face, keeps walking through the pavement near the playground, untill he finds a girl, a pretty girl in a pink tank top and a low-raise jean, pierced eye-brow and lips, her blonde hair with black streaks, but a face which will make us want to glance again. She was sitting on the grass, hitting herself on the head & mumbling something and appeared to be awfully upset.

Jack, out of curiosity, and maybe because its a girl, approached her and asked “uhh...Are you ok?”

Girl: Do I know you? Who the hell are you anyway? Do you ask ‘Are you ok’ to everyone you see on the streets?, buzz of B** Head!”

Jack: ow ow ow! girl, I’m sorry alright, my bad…go ahead with ur stupid mumbling!

Starts walking towards the gate muttering "Crazy B**ch !"

After 2 steps

Girl: I’m actually glad, but sad too

Jack (Stops walking & Turns around): I’m not asking anything, but you may continue to say whatever you were saying

Girl: I was supposed to do the I LOVE U thing tonight, but someone else did it before me! I wanted to do it because I scored the worst grades in my class!!

Jack: You a hacker too?

Girl: what do you mean ‘too’?...oh wait…are you…know way…you are not who I am guessing it to be…are you?

Jack: mm yeah, just did it for fun, this school is so F****d up, I hate it, the teachers suck!

Girl: I know, like totally, they are all morons you know!

Jack: So, what is your story, when did you join the club?

Girl: 2000, Traffic chaos…remember? 15 streets, all the lights were green, was arrested twice after that, for NYC Metro mess & NY Dreggs Bank – ATM Spit trick, actually was inspired by the Red Scorpion, he did a few years back. What about you?

Jack: I am the Red Scorpion.

Girl: !!!

Jack: Yeah, been under surveillance and shit, been really bad, had to construct my own machines, always the Public telephones for connections, constant use of signal jammers and stuff, its kinda interesting too actually. Now I use a different Handle though

Girl: and...what'd that be?

Jack: ...

Girl: C'mon...ok, lemme tell ya mine, its "PinkSting"

Jack: No way!! you are Pink Sting ? you were the one who booted me out from that Cable TV server that day? Sh*t !! You are insane I'm telling ya!!

Girl: So you are "Kryptonite" eh? haha funny, well anyways, it was my domain, for that time; you were actually inrtuding, I was supposed to hack and relay my own program that day! but hey, you got your revenge by the LOVE shit today, so we are even k?

Jack: hmm...Whatever.

Girl: Yeah, whatever…listen…uhhhh..

Jack: “Jack”, J.A.C.K

Girl: Like in Jack Ass? hehe, jus messin', hey listen, I gotta go now, may be we should meet up later sometime, what about this evening at the HJ?

Jack: HJ ?

Girl: Hackers Joint…duh!

Jack: Smiles (not grinning) Sure!

Girl: Aite, later then

She swung up on her skateboard (painted “INTRUDER”)

Jack: Hey…I didn’t catch your name

Girl: (who was already gliding on her skateboard, turned back smiling) its Cleo

The smiling face fades away as she hovers out of the school on her skateboard.

Jack (smiling too), starts to walk towards the exit, kicking the stones on pavement...

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Monde De Intrus - 1.04

Jacks Room - Feb 14th, 2003, 9pm.

Jack was lying naked on a bed which was in the middle of a star shaped pool filled with steaming mercury, 100s of candles lit in random patterns; he was breathing a pleasantly intoxicating fragrance. He suddenly felt like someone was licking him at the back of his ear lobe, while running their long-nailed fingers through his hair; he was filled with ecstasy, thrill and a tiny smile when he suddenly felt a cold, sharp metal object piercing/cutting through his skin, like someone is sketching on his back using a knife.

Now he sees the pool filled with blood, sees tons of skulls popping on the surface of the pool and the bed starts to float slowly. After a quick split it swiftly goes up towards the ceiling which has long sharp mammoth tusks pointing towards him, Jack closes his eyes as tight as he can, preparing for it, ‘it’, his body getting pierced by giant sharp tusks; he was moving up and up and suddenly everything stops, no movement, no sound, he could hear his heart pounding like the dogs'.

Jack slowly opens his left eye to see one of the tusk’s tip waiting to pierce through it. He slowly tries to turn his head to side which is when the bed turns upside down in a snap, making him flip out of the bed, falling towards the the pool of bloody skulls, falling and falling, the pool was widening, the blood started to boil, more skulls pop out. He was almost close, as close that he could smell the hot blood, as close as he could kiss one of the skulls...

Jack wakes up with a jerk and looks at the time, it was late for the party at HJ’s.

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Dag z’s house aka Hackers Joint – Feb 14^th, 2003, 9.45pm

Jack stops his car in front of HJ, a dark, shady narrow street a block away from Tom’s bar. He leans and looks through his window to see the shady figures moving and dancing; breathing fumes generated from pot, cigars and cigarettes; serving and drinking plentiful amounts of cheap beer; loud, pulsating music; possibly a cash bar with generic shots; random hook-ups;

It was an acid party night there. He takes a deep breath trying to control his unusually pounding heart, may be because he is about to meet the Pink Sting? He walks towards the house with his head down as usual and touching the snow covered bushes on side when he suddenly senses that the door is being opened. He looks up to see someone coming out from a smoke, like an angel coming down from heaven…it was…

It was Fritz! Cleo’s boy friend!

Fritz: (Turns back and yells) Yo Cleo, c’mon out

Cleo comes out, actually jumps out through the 2^nd floor window on to the patio to reach the steps. Fritz gives a nice vacuum kiss and gets back into the smoke filled house.

Jack, still at the end of the steps, Cleo now near the door, a tiny smile pops out of their respective lips which uncontrollably slips towards the either ends while trying to control, causing the lips + chin + cheeks to twist and turn and redden. They didn’t want it to be obvious nor did they want to appear to be timid.

After a brief heart pounding and overriding the usual chemical reactions that causes the butterfly effect, Jack starts to walk towards the door.

Cleo holds his right arm and drags him into the house. They make several trips to the cash bar, gulp in a few shots, a few cans of beer, share a joint (of weed), finish 3 packs of cigarettes and the night goes on.

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Middle of Nowhere - Feb 20th, 2003, 3am.

Jack wakes up, actually tries to. He tries to open his eyes, he was feeling really slouched, tried to remember Cleo’s name to call her, he couldn’t. Felt a sudden bright light filling the room. He was now able to open his eyes half way through.

He was sitting on a chair, in front of an olive green table. He was tied to the chair, he couldn’t feel his hands, they were numb, may be because the ropes were so tightly tied.

He heard the door opening with a shrill noise...

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Monde De Intrus - 1.05

The Room - Feb 16th, 2003, 3am

3 men enter the room.

Man 1: (6”3, bald head with a dragon tattoo, 2 scars on the right cheek in the shape of a Y, a missing ear, a limping walk and a Robert De Nero accent)
Jack Scythe, Age 17, Born in Atlanta, GA, Eddinburough High school, Separated Mom Ms.Uliya Scythe, hacked the Zercthesky Royal Bank's ATM machines at the age of 12, been under strict surveillance, yet managed to hack and mess into several realms…
Impressive!

Jack: (Ok Ok, cut the crap…come to the point you S.O.B) Where am I? Who are you guys?

Man 1: You are in a safe place, for now. We have been watching you for a few years now.

Jack: uuh...ok…

Man1: We would like a favor from you

Jack: I need a favor from you first, could you untie me from this sh*t??

Man1: Let me finish

Jack: J**z man...I can’t feel my hand...for Chr**t sake

Men: …

Jack: Can I at least get something to drink? I’m thirsty; you don’t want me dead if you need a favor from me...right?

Man1: You will be, if you disagree or try to do something stupid

Jack: I promise…

Man1 to Man2: Pour l'obtenir quelque chose pour boire (Get someting to drink)

Jack: uuh...monsieur, café noir et beaucoup de sucre et quelque eau, merci (black coffee with lots of sugar and some water)

(Gets his coffee/water)

Jack: What!...am I gonna sip it like a dog?

Man1 to Man 2: délier (Untie)

(Gets untied)

Man1: As I said, we need a favor from you Mr. Scythe

Jack: (sipping his coffee) Who the hell are you guys? What stupid favor do you need? Why should I do it anyways?

Man1: (Sits on the table and comes close to Jack’s face, Jack could feel his ‘just smoked’ breath which elicits his urge)

Jack: (Leans back, away from the face) dude, can I get a cigarette?

Man1: (Gets his pack out of his coat and gives 1...Man2 lights it)

Jack: (After dragging a nice long puff) mmm…Ok...(another drag)... lemme know what you need, but first, why am I here, why was I tied? How/when did I come here?

Man1: You’ll get your answers son. I’ll tell you about the favor first.

Number 1: We want you to intrude into the army’s servers and activate the EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse – Can jam any electronic device in the radius of 8 miles) located in their Fort Meade, MD base

Number 2: Hack into FBI’s database to find and Erase the information about a person named Carliusc Hinle

Number 3: …

Jack: ow ow ow…what the f**k is going on here…what on this f**king Earth made you think I would do that for ya?

Man1: (unruffled) Do you know where your Mom is right now?

Jack: … ... ...Whats number 3?

Man1: Number 3: Place a piece of code in CIA’s Sea queen system to track their moves, you know they shouldn’t be able to find it and also shouldn’t they be able to track us down even if they find it

You’ve got 3 weeks time. You will be kept at our facility till then, all required gadgets would be provided to you, you would be free to go after that, and...

Jack: (who was looking dowan at the dirty, grey floor, looks up when the man paused)

Man1: Your Mother will be safe.

Jack: …

Man1: ...

Jack: …

Man1: ...

Jack: 3 days...

Man1: ...?

Jack: I'll finish this shit in 3 days, show me my place, I’ll be done and gone

Man1: Remember Mr. Scythe, Your Mom is a nice woman.

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Monde De Intrus - 1.06

(Day 3) - Feb 19th, 2003, 11.45pm

The toil was completed. Jack asked if he could go. He was dropped off in a dark alley near his apartment.

(The following Monday) - Feb 24th, 2003, 9am

Jack heard a loud door knock. He asked who was it, the voice from the other side replied that they were from the CIA. Jack’s heart froze for a split second.

Jack: Hold On guys…it’ll be a sec

Jack quickly ran to the window and climbed down the fire escape ladder. There were 3 SUVs already waiting for him. He was pulled into one those and they sped from there.

CIA Building, Monday 11.30am

2 of the men from the SUVs escorted Jack into the building. After passing the security clearance and the big CIA symbol on the floor, he was taken to the Administrative officer’s room. Jack was more jolted than he was with Man1

Dag z’s house aka Hackers Joint – Feb 15^th, 2003, 1 am

Chen(woozy): Yo Jackie, my brother, I’m telling ya man, that was some cool sh*t. Guess what, I’ve done sh*t too, but ain’t huge, know what I’m sayin ?, the next sh*t I’m gonna do, its gonna be massive man. I’m gonna start a big brawl man.

NYC, Dec 25th, 2004, 7.30am.

Jack wakes up with a hang-over from last night’s party. Scratches his brown crew cut head and his 3 days old stubbles grown on his pointed chin through his long/strong neck. Grabs and wears his glasses & peeps out through the gaps in between his black window blinds, sees rapid cars pass by, kids playing on the pavement & hears distant siren sounds. Turns back and yawns, hops out of the bed, walks to the kitchen, gulps in a glass of water, lights a cigarette, heats and drinks yesterday’s coffee. Opens the door with caution, looks left & right, grabs the paper quickly, closes the door firmly, goes into the bathroom, turns on the music (Metal), Sits on the bowl & Opens the paper

News:

“Third World War?” – US - Europe on fire.

USA: Nuclear missiles made to point towards European Union and were activated last night at 12. Government suspects it of a Terrorists activity!

Jack smiles at the paper, or rather grins at it.

Jack: F*ck, this m*ther f*ckin SOB was serious!

On the Phone: This is Agent Jack Scythe, ID 0934333 (he called the CIA to inform about his Suspect)

CIA Building, Feb 24th, 2003, 11.45am

Officer: Welcome Mr. Scythe, have a seat

Jack: What am I doing here?

Officer: What would you like to have? Coffee? black coffee with lots of sugar and perhaps a cigarette?

Jack: !?!?!

Officer(smiling): Mr. Scythe, you have passed the test, the test of veracity

Jack: !?!?!

Officer: Yes Mr. Scythe, it was an appraisal. We have been watching you for quite sometime now. We know that you could break into most of the systems; what we wanted to know was if you would exert against your nation, under any circumstance; in your case, your mother in danger. You proved to be your country’s bigot. We did receive the piece of admonition that you sent us.

Jack: !?!?!

Officer: We had an EMP experiment under process in the Colorado Desserts, what you triggered was that and not the Actual Forte Meade system. We created a dummy name Carliusc Hinle in the FBI database which is what you gained access to. And finally the Sea Queen project, which was under test too and you managed to get through it, we actually need to fix the holes in it.

Jack: !?!?!

Officer: Before the shams book you, let me ask you this, would you be interested in working with the CIA?

Jack: !?!?

Officer: If yes, you will start as an Intern, since you are 17 at present.

Jack: !?!?

Officer: …uuhh…Jack!? Are you with me?

Jack (back to his senses): …err…will I get my own room?

CIA Building, Mar 1st, 2003, 8.45am

Jack parked his dirty blue truck in the parking lot. He gazed at the tall black building for a couple of seconds, took a gulp of air and walked towards it. He was supposed to meet his Supervisor, Ms. Nevah Trett. He went to the person at the reception and asked for her. The receptionist asked him to turn back; so did he…

Jack: C L E O?!?!?

Ms. Nevah aka Cleo (Smiling or rather grinning): Welcome Jack!

Aug 15, 2015:

2005-03-25T06:51:00.000-08:00

"Parithranaya sadhunam vinasayacha dushukrutam
dharmasamsthapanardhaya sambhavami yugey yugey"

(For the protection of the Good, for the destruction of the Evil,
for the firm establishment of Dharma, He is born in every Age)

Year 2015

1000's of sordid corpses were burning all over the country, burning along with them were corruption, poverty, sleaze, inequality, and everything that was ominous for the Country till now

News: 1000's of Politicians from all parties and Government employees were massacred over night, the night of August 15th, 2015

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August 15, 1975

The village was evacuated due to the grotesque cyclone that night...the gruesome winds were decimating the trees, the roofs, the crops and anything that was on their path of destruction...all the villagers were havened in a near by church...

One of the women, Gauri, was dinning in labor pain…she was kept in a separate room along with a few other ladies. She was about to give birth to a kid, a kid with Fortitude, a kid who will create a Militia, a kid who will Reform his Country, a kid who will Revolutionize the Distorted political system, a notorious kid who will be called, known and hailed as Kalki.

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The Coup Tree

Kalki’s family moved to the city. His father got employed as a Clerk at the Regional Transport Office. Often times, Kalki used to deliver lunch for his father. He became pretty familiar about how the system works there; the System – Pay Money, get things done.

He soon realized that almost all the government offices work upon those lines. He found that no one did their duties; no one did their duties without getting paid, extra. Yes, they wanted money, apart from their salaries, to do their duties. He realized that there was corruption, anywhere and everywhere. He even found that his own father was corrupted.

He went to a government school. He found corruption there too. Teachers never come to classes, got money for passing students who haven’t even sat in any of the classes. A small coup tree had sprouted inside him by this time and it was growing and growing every time he came across such things. Besides all these, his interest in learning new things and additions to knowledge was also growing. He was an eager scholar at early ages.

He studied on his own and with some help from his friends. He excelled in his 10^th grade and he got a free seat in a private high school. There too, people got money from students in the name of Donation. Watching all these, like any other person, he kept quite and studied. He came 1^st in the state in his 12^th grade.

Though he graduated with excellent scores, he was asked for Donation for his college seats. Tiny flower buds had developed in the coup tree at this time. His father was ready to either give the money or get some recommendation from his connections to get him a seat in a good college. Kalki refused to do so and got himself a seat in a Government College. He did a degree in Law and then tried his hands in Political Science and Psychology. He also studied by himself, IAS and Management courses without taking classes. He wrote a lot of papers and articles and was even sent to a lot of other countries for presentations. By then, Kalki’s coup tree had blooming flowers and fruits all over it.

He had several friends and was well known among them for his munificence and helping tendencies. One of his good friends was Rakshit. Rakshit was born in a lower middle class family. His father was an alcoholic and passed away when Rakshit was 18, leaving Rakshit’s mom and his crippled sister under his care. Rakshit did his undergraduate and started to do odd jobs. By that time, Kalki was sort of settled. He decided to help Rakshit, but he was not in a position to help Rakshit all by himself. Kalki contacted his common friends and asked them if they could chip in whatever they could to help Rakshit do his masters.

He was a little cynical about this, because he was not sure about how the other friends would respond. For his surprise, everyone offered to chip in and the collective amount came to be more than what was required for Rakshit’s fees. Kalki was amazed by this gesture from his friends and he concluded that there are a lot of people out there who want to help, but they don’t want to go out of the way to do it, they just wait till someone else trigger them and show the right channel or it just doesn’t occur to them. So, they all contributed and Rakshit completed his course successfully.

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The Coup club

During Kalki’s first few years of education, he also mastered himself in Brazilian Judo and Yoga. He started teaching classes for other friends and acquaintances. He taught them a lot of things, things that he saw, experienced and learnt.

He also did a lot of things like the one he did for Rakshit. He managed to form a big contributing, good hearted human chain which was linked through all parts of the country and some outside too. He came in touch with people from all walks of life, from lowest to the highest levels. He found that there are good people at all levels and tried to strengthen that chain more and more.

While this chain was growing and he emerged as a dominant figure, gaining respect and fame among them, he also started another chain.

For his other Chain, he slowly started to pick groups of people from various places, various walks, various levels, with ages ranging from 15 to 25. All of them were dispersed among different groups. Each group was to be specialized in something. The members of each group will be trained in a special field, fields like IT, IRS, Army, Police, Law, Politics, Education and all available fields that are involved in running the whole country. After the training, they all were made to work in departments of their respective fields.

They will not only work, but also monitor, act as a hidden cam, to throw light on the darker side of the those places. They stayed there and drew together all the details of the whole system in their respective departments; who is good, who is bad, who is corrupt, who does the job, who expects more, everything was noted and reported.

Soon they all were spread all across the country and across all the departments and offices. Whilst planting the seed of the coup tree in 1000s of other people in the chain, Kalki also managed to join the Army. By the age of 39, he was the Field Marshal, the highest rank in Army.

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The Plan

At the age of 37, with the confidence that he will be the next Field Marshal, he finally decides to plan his final move – The Execution of people in all departments, Levels 1 to 3 – Highjack a few 100’s of the political leaders – All in One night – the planned date was August 15^th, 2015.

With the help of the long built enormous chain of his followers, he planned this colossal execution for 3 years.

The Day

The links from the chain where in position. Everything, except for a few things, went as planned. The massacre happened; the high jacks took place – Mission Accomplished.

1000's of sordid corpses were burning all over the country, burning along with them were corruption, poverty, sleaze, inequality, and everything that was ominous for the Country till now

News: 1000's of Politicians and Government employees from various departments were massacred over night, the night of August 15th, 2015. Army Field Marshal Mr. Kalki took over the country on a temporary Military Rule.

After addressing the world and giving several speeches and interviews, he ordered his links to find out the people who were responsible for this mishap, as an eye wash for the world. Over the next few months, 100s of people were arrested. They were the ones who were high jacked earlier. It was part of the plan.

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Kalki’s Reign

Kalki, as planned, soon arranged several meetings with the remaining people in the departments and the parties, who were mostly part of the chain. He had plans for almost all the levels before accomplishing his plan, he was absolutely prepared and he knew what to do next after every step. He streamlined the whole system; each and every department.

All the departments were shuffled, filtered and was engaged with the people from the chain. A whole new government was created from scratch, with educated people, who actually want to serve their country, who will construct a better country...a country everyone had only seen in dreams. He confiscated the old weeds, prevented them from growing back and sowed new & better seed. He helped people get another Independence.

He passed several bills which included,

ID Cards with unique ID numbers will be issued to all citizens.

Birth/Population Control - no one should give birth for 5 years from now. People can start giving birth after 5 years and not more than 1 child per family.

All political parties will be consolidated into one single party, with one aphorism. Groups of members of that party will take care of each state and the units.

All Politicians must hold at least a High school degree. Knowledge of English and basic Computing is mandatory. They must have a clean history with no criminal records.

All Government offices and buildings will be under Surveillance all the time. Anti-Corruption squads will be stationed. Anyone found guilty will be arrested and executed.

No educational Institution must accept any form of money or items/gifts in the name of donation. Students should be enrolled based on their knowledge and not based on money or caste or religion or recommendation.

And many many more...

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The Dream

"Gauri…Gauri…", a lady wakes Gauri from her Dream…”how are you feeling? Take your baby boy…look at him smile…looks just like you…”

Placing him on Gauri’s belly for warmth, the lady asks “do you have a name in mind?”

Gauri: “Yes…Kalki”

The lady turned and hollered to the crowd, ”It’s a boy…Kalki is his name”

And so was born Kalki, amidst a storm, amidst a crowd of cheering people…

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Tea Kadai (in Thanglish) - INCOMPLETE

2005-03-25T06:50:00.000-08:00

3 tea poduppa...

Esus: enna pa epdi irukeenga? unga aalunga epdi irukaanga?

Allah: ada en pa nee vera, enga aalunga araajagam thaanga mudiyila, unga aalunga ulagam poora irukkura oorai- ellaam bomb pottu adichi navuthuraanunga, enga aalunga badhilukku podhu-makkala bomb pottu naasam panraanunga, idha-naala enga jaadhi aalunga ellorukkum theevira pattam vera kuthitaanunga!

Esus: avaru enna silent-a irukaaru?

Kris: aama pa, enga jaadhi kaarnga panra ragalaye thaanga mudiyila, jaadhi kulla jaadhi, adhu-kulla oru 100 jaadhi-ni enakkae kanakku vittu pochudhu

Esus: seridhaan, idhukku dhaan naan panna maadri onne onnu, sorry rendu rendu adhuvum ore jaadhi kulla, onnu enna kummidanum, illa enga amma-va kummidanum, avungalukulla avlo adi-thadi illa pa, ivangalukku enga jaadhi ulagam fulla parappardhey velai-ya pochu. 2000 varusham munnadi naan boomikku pona appo theriyaama konjam peru kitta namma power-a kaamichi, en pinnaadi vara vechitten, ippo ennadaa-na enga jaadhi-ya parappina udane sorgathukku poidalaamnu oorla irukkura ezhai paalai ellam valachi pudichi, avanungalukku soru, thanni pottu nice-a maathidraanuga!

Allah: enga aalungalu ozhikkardhukunne oru jaadhu undaachu, andha loosu pasnaga dhaadi-ya vazhikkaama, thala-mudiya vettaama, thalaila oru mundaas kattikittu, iduppula oru pazha-kathi-yoda thiriyuraanunga, savaram panra kaasu micham, avlodhaan, ivanunga thirundha maattanunga pa!

Kris: Pinna? Esus aalungalum, unga aalungalum ore jaadhi-lerndhu dhaan vandhaanga

Esus: Adha vidu pa, naanum Allah-vum ore kadavul-nu solrom, apdi solliye ivlo sacharavu nadakkudhu, unga allaunga enna da na oru 1 latcham kadvula-a kummidraanunga, adhu onne podhuma makkala prichi group form panradhukku, appuram ungalkukiulliye prechana varaama enna aagum? idhellam konjam over-pa

Kris: Esus, naan enna sonnen Gitai-la? Ellame naandhaan, enakulla dhaan ellame irukku, Indran, suriyan maadri chinna pasanga-la kooda neenga kummudaadheenga, enna mattum kummidunga-nu dhaan naan solren... kettanungalaa? mmhmm.. illaye road-la edhachum sengal-lo illa mile-kallo irundha podhu, udane adhukku manjal thadavi, kungumam vechi kallu-saami nu oru peru vechi oru undiya-lum vechidraanunga, enna panna solra pa? kaasu sambaarikku poli saamiyaarunga vera pudusa vitha kaati makkala emaathuraanunga, apdi paatha namma Greece epdiyaam? anga koodahaan, love-ku oru saami, sandai-ku oru saami, thanni-ku oru saami...

Allah: anaanlum unga range-ku illa pa, Greece ellam jujoobi

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Monde De Intrus

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(A brief History)

(Source: St.Petersburg times)

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Monde De Intrus - 1.06(Day 3) - Feb 19th, 2003, 11.45pm

Aug 15, 2015:

Tea Kadai (in Thanglish) - INCOMPLETE

Monde De Intrus - 1.06

(Day 3) - Feb 19th, 2003, 11.45pm